Champions League Round of 16: No Nonsense, Just Facts

Barcelona’s beating Benfica. No need to waste words on that. Dortmund? Not losing to Lille. Not happening.

Madrid Derby? Real wins, but Atlético makes them work for it.

Battle of the Bayerns? Munich over Laterkusen. Close, but let’s be real, it’s going to be too late.

Inter Milan? Winning. Simple.

Aston Villa with Rashford? Interesting, but Club Brugge won’t make it easy. Still, edge to Villa.

PSV vs. Arsenal? Give me PSV for the memes. Arsenal loves a good Champions League collapse.

PSG vs. Liverpool? Best matchup of the round. Liverpool takes it, but PSG makes the first leg fun. Second leg? Less drama. Liverpool locks it down.

Done. No fluff, no overthinking, just how it is.